We are the only pancake/pizza planet floating, or spinning, through the universe. The Solar Systemīy the way, wouldn’t you think that if the Flat Earth Pancake/Rising Crust Pizza was spinning through the air that it would eventually smack into another flat planet going the other direction? Well, the Freemasons have thought of an answer for that. Just like the thick crust of a pizza keeps your toppings from slopping elsewhere, the crusty ice edge contains all the things on the planet. In other words, the Earth is more or less similar to a raised crust pizza. In fact, that nothing can pass through it and slip off the edges. That’s because the edge of that pancake is encrusted with ice. Thanks to the wonderful minds of the wizards of Freemasonry (or is that magicians?), they claim that there is a reason why all of the water in the oceans don’t suddenly fall off the edge of the Flat Earth pancake. If you were to fling that pancake across a room, you would be closely replicating the orbit of the Flat Earth which would account for tidal action and all kinds of weird tilting activity on the planet.Ī flying flat earth pancake would certainly help to explain why rain and snow sometimes comes down sideways as opposed to straight down. The argument is that, since the Earth is flat, the place we call home is in fact the shape of an average pancake. The Flying Pancakeįreemasons cooked this one up some time ago. So, with this in mind, let’s explore the conspiracy that says the Freemasons are behind Flat Earth Theory. This conspiracy says that the Earth is flat as a pancake and, for the really dark and mysterious, that it’s been one of the many attempts made by Freemasons to stifle intellectual progress and ignore scientific proof that says otherwise. However, one that makes even less sense now than it did a few centuries ago. This article is one in a series exploring some of the ‘iconic’ notions of Masonic conspiracy theories.Īs a Mason, there’s nothing better than a plausible conspiracy theory.
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